Orcish Beefcake Calendar (2027) - Unsigned

Forget firefighters and police officers. The Orcish warriors of the Blue Brook clan and their allies are here to bring sexy back! Not that they ever lost it. Join us for twelve months of steamy green excitement, lovingly captured by fine art beefcake photographer Jason Ganwich, with makeup by special effects guru Claire Brooksbank (body paint / prosthetics). 

Each month includes a full color pin-up photograph of one or more of your favorite orcs baring every naughty scar for your pleasure and titillation. Yes, this is really happening.